Since it’s been ages since I’ve done one of these, here are two pictures of Budapest from our Christmas trip.
Prints now available

Jeremiah Vanderkamp on Society6
Trying out a new site for prints. Not sure how I feel about it vs. Zazzle. Definitely don’t like the way they do their anything that’s not prints. No way to alter picture alignments and you upload the same image for both their phones and cards which have different dimensions! That’s ridiculous. But you can get prints here for now.
A Deer Holding a Painting of a Deer Like It Won Best Deer
It started, Joseph Fink says, as a chance encounter in a Hudson antiques store.
“My girlfriend, Meg, and I were browsing around and came upon this terrible, wonderful painting of a deer wearing a painting of a deer around its neck. It was very badly done, but also beautiful,” Fink tells me. “I wanted it so much, but it was too expensive.”
So when Joseph Fink put out a call on Twitter for “paintings of deer wearing pictures of deer around their necks like they just won a prize for Best Deer”, I thought it was funny. Then as it came up a couple times more, I started thinking about. I finally came home one night and actually did a test layout for the image I had in my head sitting on the highway in traffic.
Which, well, wasn’t fantastic but it wasn’t half bad either. It, and some discussions on Twitter, got me to thinking about what direction I wanted to go with it that were a bit different. I finally struck on the idea that I wanted to emulate Dutch and Flemish portraiture. You know, the stuff with the big lace ruff and collars and lush fabrics and oh god what did I get myself into. But sometimes stuff just falls into place. A friend reblogs a fantastic collection of stag photos. Somehow I stumble on a person recreating Dutch portraits in photos of people holding animals. It started to fall together. Thanks to the magic of Photoshop, I had my reference layout of a stag in a huge lace ruff holding a painting with an ornate gold frame. Oh yeah, let’s get started.
First picture is actually the second attempt to get started. My mock-up and my paper were of different dimensions so I had to redo my grid. But with that done, I could fit the Deer on the paper properly. You can see the false start lightly in this photo.

That’s supposed to be my sewing table on the right. Supposed to be.
In order to cover the false start and to give it more depth and interest, I decided I needed a wallpaper background. Something like a damask or similar, but not. Then I remembered this great stamp I ran across on Zazzle. Oh yeah, we’re going to make a carnivorous pitcher plant wallpaper for this bad boy.

Here are some in progress shots so you can see the evolution. Jeremiah Vanderkamp, as I’ve been calling him, grew a goatee eventually on suggestion of my friend Justin. Deer don’t generally have them, but Jeremiah is a sophisticated Dutch deer.




And finally, after 12-15 hours of work, the final product.

Jeremiah Vanderkamp, Pastels on paper, 22″x32″.
I am extremely proud of this. Not only because it’s the first thing I’ve painted in years, but because I actually got it out of my head the way I wanted it. I wasn’t sure I had a chance in hell of getting all of those blasted folds to actually look like fabric. But they do and he’s pretty fucking awesome.
I am probably going to have prints for sale in the near future, but I’m thinking of switching print vendors from Zazzle because their terms are somewhat unfavorable to artists these days. So stay tuned if you want a print.
I did not get a chance to do a hand off to Mr. Fink himself. I managed to find their tour manager at a merch table at tonight’s Welcome to Night Vale show in DC and I hope it got back to him. Or perhaps the tour manager will decide to keep it for herself. I wouldn’t blame her, frankly. My husband is actually rather disappointed I didn’t keep it because he wanted to frame it and put it above the fireplace. Anyway. This is my painting of a deer holding a paint of a deer like he just won best deer. Thanks internet and Mr. Fink for helping me create him.
Adventures in Booze: Best new booze of 2013
A friend of mine asked me to do a post about the best new-to-me booze of 2013. I definitely have one, but I’m going to do my top three here.
Chartreuse: Oh Chartreuse. You green magician of awesome. How many are your flavors? I don’t even know but they are like a symphony of deliciousness. I bought this stuff completely untried and unlike my experience with Campari, I didn’t waste my money. (which, thank god cuz this green stuff’s pricy) Chartreuse is definitely my favorite and cocktails using it are definitely my go-to at home. Given how rare it is in the sort of bars I end up in, I still need to find something I can order while out.
Catoctin Creek Roundstone Rye: My husband is a big whiskey fan. I scored BIG last Christmas with the Whiskey Advent Calendar from Masters of Malt. It also helped us find out what sort of whiskeys/bourbons/etc. I might consider favorable. He brought the Catoctin Creek home from an outing with work buddies and suggested I try it. I really enjoy it. I don’t think it will ever be something that I’ll just sit and sip, but I love it in a Manhattan (with actual cherries soaked in Maraschino liqueur, not those dyed monstrosities) or in a punch I still need to write up. Its got a fantastic vanillish wood taste that I find a perfect accent to a warming drink. A+ find.
Aviation Gin: I bought this from a suggestion in The Drunken Botanist as I am a person who does not actually care much for the juniper that is essential to calling a spirit gin. This is a very not junipery gin and for that it will always be my favorite. I, um, haven’t had it straight in a while so I can’t talk much about the flavors in it right now, but if you want the flavors of gin without feeling like you got smacked with a pine tree, this is the gin for you.
As a fun follow up and bonus answer, if you do like getting smacked in the face by pine trees when you drink your gin, you may want to try Barr Hill Gin which is literally flavored with just juniper and raw honey. We took a road trip up to Vermont and stumbled across their tasting room late this fall. What I find really amazing is that for me, the juniper plays hide and seek while you’re tasting it. It’s like BOOM PINE TREE and then gone. Honey, deliciousness, dry out, final swallow, BOOM PINE TREE. It’s totally weird but I oddly like it. Their vodka is also quite awesome.